i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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