Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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