Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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