But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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