i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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