Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
