Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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