The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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