Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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