Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
So. Much. Porn.
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