Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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