nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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