my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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