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did you make any bad decisions?

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many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that

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(904): View more from Florida

What are you doing tonight?

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Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.

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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob

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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.

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Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth

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(310): View more from California

The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.

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