Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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