Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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