So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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