Well douche your snatch and let's go!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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