Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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