Sry I called you an 8
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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