I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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