i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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