So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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