We should be called the Road Head Warriors
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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