I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Let the clothes fall where they may.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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