there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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