Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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