shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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