It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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