But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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