Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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