Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i barfeds in our rink
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'm really busy with my period
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