Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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