doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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