so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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