do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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