You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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