Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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