it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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