fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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