Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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