somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My feet surprised me
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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