Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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