I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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