I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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