North Korea, Best Korea!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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