i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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