ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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