On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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