I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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