help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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